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So here we go....
[Well the start of a new year and the start of some new stuff and the on going old stuff. Funny how many times people claim that things change that they really don't. I find it funny that Scotty is still with HOW, like anyone with half a brain really thought that the ppv was his last gig. Whatever, this week is a new shot and it's time for it to get going. The LBI is in full affect and with that Kostoff has a number one seed. Funny isn't it? As many of the mother fuckers here keep on sayong how old and over the hill he is, he always seem to be stuck in the middle of being in the most relevant things that this fed has ever had to offer to the fans. Let me see here....this week he gets to take on the one and only James Ranger. Really? What the fuck man, come on. Whatever, Ranger I feel for ya man because you are about to run into HOW's 747.]
(The scene opens up inside of the offices of HOW. Sitting in a chair you see Kostoff looking at some paper work. A grin crosses his face as he seems pleased to have read over what ever the hell he has in his hands. Looking up from the paper work his eyes narrow as his gaze turns down right evil.)
Kostoff: Here we are, the first card that means shit in the new year. The LBI is in full swing and this week it's going to be one hell of a week. You have me taking on...Jame fucking Ranger. That's a fucking treat huh boys and girls?
Kostoff: Everyone else gets someone who isn't named after some old time tv show about some fucktard and a indian....
(From behind the camera someone walks out and hands Kostoff a piece of paper. A puzzeled look comes over his face as he takes the sheet of paper.)
Kostoff: Oh fuck me running no shit?
(Breaking out into laughter he gets up from the chair.)
Kostoff: Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that...well it's ok. The ACLU won't call Lee over this, but I'm sure Jessie and Al may get upset in the end.
Kostoff: You know what I say to those mother fuckers?
(Balling the paper up and throwing it at the camera he laughs.)
Kostoff: Fuck them mother fuckers!!!
Kostoff: Lookie here boy, this week I'm going to fucking kick your ass. I'm going to hurt you because even though this is the LBI, this is my type of enviroment. No ruloes, anything goes. I'm going to bend you and twist you and bottom line I'm going to fuck you up.
Kostoff: I know you'll tell me and everyone else that I'm old, I don't belong in this match blah blah fucking blah. Ranger when this is all said and done I"m going to show you that I have more left in this tank than you ever will.
(Leaning into the camera, he pulls his hair back from his face. Scars line his forehead as his eyes penetrate through the screen.)
Kostoff: Ranger, you are going to get a first hand view of just how fucking dangerous this old mother fucker still is.
Kostoff: See you in the ring mother fucker.....
(Darkenss.)