Part 1: Porno Prometheus
While it was true that Porno Prometheus did have his own apartment, he wouldn’t be found there at this early morning hour. Instead, he would be found in a hotel room, laid out casually across a big king-sized bed staring at the TV that sat across from him with intent eyes. At his side a form casually shifted, running her hand across his bare chest to cup his cheek. She was a pale black haired girl barely over eighteen. He had just a moment to appreciate her figure just barely covered by the silken sheets before she was kissing him. The kiss forced him to shift his body towards her which caused the lady at his other side to stir awake as well. That second one would be the blonde that he had made his way to the ring last week with. Amber and Jessica, he vaguely remembered that was their names though he couldn’t tell which one was which.
Black-haired Girl: What are you watching, hun?
The girl gestured casually to the television screen which was currently displaying the footage of the match Extreme Kaos versus the Axis of Power. It was getting to the closing moments of the match when he had though he’d gotten the pin on Kenji. Then that harsh spear out of nowhere that had ended the match and gave the AoP the win. It was only after the match was over and he’d watched the footage that he’d seen that tag that made William the legal man. The guy was strong and he was still very much feeling the impact of that spear. The tape continued rolling forward and finally got to the part where he was most interested in. The attack of Der Austrand that saw him and his team mates humiliated to a national television audience as well as the fans in attendance. He would be seeking some retribution for that in the future. But the thing that caught his eye was the fleeing of Tim Mason from the ring. It wasn’t like the three men were close personal friends so he wasn’t surprised by Mason not standing up and fighting for them. However, Tim Mason was a man of pride who had always stood up in the face of adversary no matter what the odds. It was a fact that Porno was well aware of given that he had orchestrated much of that adversary in his dealings with Mason.
As if realizing he turned to the black-haired girl, who had turned her attention back to the TV screen and was watching his humiliation. A frown creased his lips before he would shake his head and he slumped back against the pillows. He’d heard the questions that the AWE roster and fans had asked. “Why?” Why had he teamed up with Tim Mason and KC Kash? Two men whose histories with him were littered with conflict.
So why had he chosen two men that had done so much to heed his efforts to the top? It was simple really, when you thought about it. It came down to them wanting very much what he did. Their desire was the same as his own. They all wanted to be the best at what they did and it was this motivation that made him choose them as his partners. Not to mention that being in the ring against them on so many different occasions made him very aware of their potential in the squared circle. So while he didn’t expect any of them to stick out their neck for him, he knew they would bring everything they had to the ring with them.
This, of course, brought his mind to the match this week against Hydra, who had suffered a loss to the AoP in their debut match as well. Now, with only one week before the March 2 Glory pay-per-view and this one last match to prove themselves, one last chance to prove that they deserve a shot at the Tag Team Championships. They just had to get on the same page with each other so they could be a cohesive unit. He supposed he couldn’t sit in bed all day, even with two lovely ladies on either side of him.
Porno Prometheus: Sorry, lovelies. But I’ve got to get going.
The two women pawed at him casually and asked him to stay but he ignored their pleas as he disentangled himself from them and slid out of the bed. Much to the dismay of the two women who tugged at his boxers as he slid from the bed. A moment later he was dressed and heading to the door, letting the two women remain in bed so that he could catch up with them later. Plucking up his phone on his way out the door and dialing Kash’s number with the press of a button.
Prono Prometheus: Kash? Yeah. You at the apartment?
KC Kash: Yeah. What’s up?
Porno Prometheus: I’ll be there in about twenty minutes. We need to talk.
There was a soft click as he would end the phone call and then close the door behind him.
Part 2: Kashing In
True to his word, twenty minutes later Porno was sitting at the table across from Kash with his hands steepled casually. The two men had barely spoken since Porno had arrived and judging by the look on Kash’s face, he was lost in own thoughts . Kenneth Cassidy Kash had always been a man of pride and the events of last week’s Turmoil were scorched in his mind clearly as if they were happening at that very moment. He would get his revenge, on all five of those bastards, there was no doubt in his mind about that. However, that was an issue for another time and he had much more pressing issues to deal with.
KC Kash: I told you it should have been you and me in the ring.
The sudden break in silence by that declaration was enough to make Porno pause before giving his own response.
Porno Prometheus: It wasn’t Mason’s fault. They snuck in a blind tag and took full advantage of it. Nothing that could have been done about it, bro. Mason did well enough for a relic from a dead age.
KC Kash: He ran off and left us to the wolves. I knew we couldn’t trust him.
Porno Prometheus: You say that as if you wouldn’t have done the very same. It was five to one, what did you expect him to do? We’re a team, not friends. In that ring, we’ve got each other’s back but once we step out of it… that’s it. We’re our own men again.
KC Kash: Yeah. I get it. If I get into some shit backstage don’t expect you to come bail me out, right?
Porno Prometheus: Exactly. And I know you want to get back at the Asshole Powers and their little fuckfest of a stable. But we have to focus on who we’re getting in the ring with.
KC Kash: Right… Hydra, the seven-headed sea serpent? Who do they think they are? Ethan Cavanaugh? All I know is that I really don’t want to be anywhere near the walking euphemism for gang-rape.
Porno Prometheus: That’s too bad because you’re going to be in the ring with me when we take them on.
KC Kash: Afraid of taking them on with Mason?
Porno Prometheus: Not even close. I want Mason watching our back… you didn’t do too good a job of that last week as I recall.
KC Kash: Low blow, man. ‘Sides, I have every intent on rectifying that particular situation as soon as I get the opporutunity to do so
Porno offered a quick grin at the suggestion. Oh, he knew that Kash would be looking to settle that particular score any and everytime he saw the chance to do it. Der Austrand.. the uprising.. whatever they were running around calling themselves had taken their fate into their hands. After struggling to reacht he height of his career, KC Kash fell hard from the heights of the metaphorical ladder. Unfortunately, that metaphorical fall from the ladder coincided with a very real fall from a very real ladder that resulted in a broken arm and the end of Kash’s reign as the AWE Action champion. That was when Kenneth Cassidy Kash became KC Kash and turned his back on his fans. There was more to it then that though, he also turned his back on the locker room. He found in himself a very strong desire to hurt his opponent. It was the reason why he had switched his focus to the Extreme division, a division that was all about inflicting pain on your enemies. And he was damn good at it, he broke Tim Mason’s reign as the longest reigning Extreme champion and held that honor until he lost the belt to Sylver Star. He would have no problem taking the fight right to Der Austrand.
Porno Prometheus: Just use some of that anger and aggression in our match this week and help me pick up the goddamn win and I won’t care.
KC Kash: Help you pick up the win? Who the fuck do you think you are? I’m going to kick Hydra’s teeth down their fucking throats and then collect my Payoff before I Kash the fuck Out. Mother fucker.
Porno Prometheus: I need to find Mason and get him on board with everything. I’ll catch you fucking later, bitchface.
KC Kash: Later cockchaser.